Just according to bonk.
BONK.
Yeah, we were being total dicks, but you know how much I hate Arena, and how bad I am at it, so me and Slaver just decided to bonk our way through the maps. No scattergun. No pistol. Bat only. Final destination.
So don't mind about the silly [BONK] tag I'm sporting at the moment. It's just for the lulz. And I did have a few two-kill runs, so it could've been worse. I just hated all the goddamned fucking Pyros.
And that was until me and Slaver started meeting in secluded places just to bonk the hell out of each other, and at that point we were being of absolutely no use to our teams.
Also I'm a fucking atrocious Scout (and, um, that was kinda the point to go the class I suck the most as...) but I had lots of fun.
And on other news: fuck you, Google. Now I go all "huh wha?" whenever someone mentions their brand new browser. Hmph. Namethief.
Yeah, we were being total dicks, but you know how much I hate Arena, and how bad I am at it, so me and Slaver just decided to bonk our way through the maps. No scattergun. No pistol. Bat only. Final destination.
So don't mind about the silly [BONK] tag I'm sporting at the moment. It's just for the lulz. And I did have a few two-kill runs, so it could've been worse. I just hated all the goddamned fucking Pyros.
And that was until me and Slaver started meeting in secluded places just to bonk the hell out of each other, and at that point we were being of absolutely no use to our teams.
Also I'm a fucking atrocious Scout (and, um, that was kinda the point to go the class I suck the most as...) but I had lots of fun.
And on other news: fuck you, Google. Now I go all "huh wha?" whenever someone mentions their brand new browser. Hmph. Namethief.
Labels: boink, bonk, not to be confused with the fucking Google browser fuck
posted by Katastrophe at
4:05 AM
5 Comments:
Hahaha oh man I want a [BONK] tag.
MRRRYYYY miks pitää aamukaheksaks bussiin ja miksei kone toimi ja miks toinen kone on outo ja miksen voinu bonkittaa teiän kaa. PEITÄN KATKERUUTENI JA SANON ETTÄ U LOOK KEWL. At least you were on different teams so you made both RED and BLU a tad worse. :D
... and the name-thieving Google got me confused as well, ha.
Well if we ever do the bonkings again and you're feeling asshole-ish enough, you're free to join us and wear the [BONK] tag. :D
(And umm we weren't on different teams all the time, but I think we were being a bit more useful when we were at least working together to bring down our foes LIKE OTHER DUMBASS SCOUTS WHO KEPT SHOOTING AT US AND REFUSED TO JOIN THE BONK FFFF).
This post reads a lot more funny if, like me, you grew up in a country where to 'bonk' is slang for 'have sex with'.
Dom: Yes, I'm aware of that. :D Part of the intended funny.
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