Well that's pretty gay...
Okay, I just have to post this. Because wtf awesome.
I was playing a bit of Fallout 3 earlier today. I started a new game a while ago, this time with a guy named Gabrielle, who's strong and charismatic fellow (specialised in big guns, melee weapons and bullshitting like no other), who likes to dress sharp. And incidentally he's a complete antichrist and a shameless thief who takes everything not nailed down with him. He runs around the Capital Wasteland dressed in a stylish suit, hat and sunglasses, wielding a sledgehammer and a Flamer (although I just found the joys of the Shishkebab). He sneers at ugly Raider clothing and doesn't give a shit about defense stats: sacrifices must be made if one wants to look as good as Gabrielle does.
(Posing with a cool-ass magnum, since the Flamer's so clumsy-looking, ew.)
Anyway, Gabrielle blew up Megaton, went to Tenpenny Tower, felt appalled by all the bloated egos and ignorant people living there, and instead of maybe helping them with their Ghoul menace, he promptly went to talk to the Ghouls in question, ending up in cahoots with them. Because no matter how hard I try, Ghouls are awesome, and seriously, the racist residents of Tenpenny Tower needed to be taught a lesson in humility.
So before actually letting the Ghouls in, he went to look for Burke, since Gabrielle happens to be a bit of a Burke fanboy, and he wanted to get a picture with his idol. So he went to the penthouse suites, and followed Burke around for a while to get a good picture.
So picture his surprise (and my sick glee) when he followed Burke into Alistair Tenpenny's suite and witnessed THIS sight:
Yes.
Yes, Mr. Burke just promptly laid down next to Alistair Tenpenny in his queen-sized bed (I knew there was something going on...!), and neither of them paid any attention to Gabrielle standing (...and later on sitting...) next to the bed.
Gabrielle of course was mortified by this: either appalled or enormously jealous, he couldn't stand the sight of his idol being so ... so close with Mr. Tenpenny. So he went to let the Ghouls in, watched everyone get massacred and stole Mr. Tenpenny's fancy red suit.
The end.
(I fucking love this game.)
I was playing a bit of Fallout 3 earlier today. I started a new game a while ago, this time with a guy named Gabrielle, who's strong and charismatic fellow (specialised in big guns, melee weapons and bullshitting like no other), who likes to dress sharp. And incidentally he's a complete antichrist and a shameless thief who takes everything not nailed down with him. He runs around the Capital Wasteland dressed in a stylish suit, hat and sunglasses, wielding a sledgehammer and a Flamer (although I just found the joys of the Shishkebab). He sneers at ugly Raider clothing and doesn't give a shit about defense stats: sacrifices must be made if one wants to look as good as Gabrielle does.
(Posing with a cool-ass magnum, since the Flamer's so clumsy-looking, ew.)
Anyway, Gabrielle blew up Megaton, went to Tenpenny Tower, felt appalled by all the bloated egos and ignorant people living there, and instead of maybe helping them with their Ghoul menace, he promptly went to talk to the Ghouls in question, ending up in cahoots with them. Because no matter how hard I try, Ghouls are awesome, and seriously, the racist residents of Tenpenny Tower needed to be taught a lesson in humility.
So before actually letting the Ghouls in, he went to look for Burke, since Gabrielle happens to be a bit of a Burke fanboy, and he wanted to get a picture with his idol. So he went to the penthouse suites, and followed Burke around for a while to get a good picture.
So picture his surprise (and my sick glee) when he followed Burke into Alistair Tenpenny's suite and witnessed THIS sight:
Yes.
Yes, Mr. Burke just promptly laid down next to Alistair Tenpenny in his queen-sized bed (I knew there was something going on...!), and neither of them paid any attention to Gabrielle standing (...and later on sitting...) next to the bed.
Gabrielle of course was mortified by this: either appalled or enormously jealous, he couldn't stand the sight of his idol being so ... so close with Mr. Tenpenny. So he went to let the Ghouls in, watched everyone get massacred and stole Mr. Tenpenny's fancy red suit.
The end.
(I fucking love this game.)
Labels: a guy named gabrielle, AWESOMESAUCE, fallout 3, gay, mr burke how could you, omgwtfbbq
posted by Katastrophe at
2:43 AM
1 Comments:
Chrome, wow never would have guessed burke and tenpenny were that close together. I'm currently preparing to travel to Galaxy News Radio. I just have to finish some quests like Wasteland Survival Guide before I go there. I don't thing I will do Those! or Big Trouble in Big Town, at least not now. I'm anticipating building the Deathclaw Gauntlet. I have all
the materials however I just need to raise my repair skill so that the stats are higher than if I build it now. The weapon I love using is The Ripper. The carnage I create is a thing of beauty. If I go to Tenpenny tower, I probably will help the Ghouls like you did.
Ghouls are awesome.
Have you heard of Sony's online service "Playstation Home". After many delays, Home has now been released as an open beta. I understand the criticism against it. Why purchase digital content such as clothes or furniture when it could be bought in the real world as a physical object. Why make online friends when you can have real-life friends. I believe Home is about having an experience that is different than the real world. Unfortunatly it also has it's fair share of idiots as X-Box Live. Despite all of the criticism, I believe this service will be very enjoyable. Chrome, if you do buy a PS3, do you think you would participate in it or ignore it.
I'm guessing that if you like Left 4 Dead, you also like the Resident Evil series. Capcom has begun a viral campaign for Resident Evil 5 in the form of five short films. The first film is called "Ceremony".
residentevil.com/kijuju
Click on the number one. You will then be asked for a password. password: refinery.
In my opinion this short film goes in the right direction of what the Resident Evil movies should have been. It is actually part of the canon story, not the Paul W. S. Anderson
Milla Jovovich garbage.
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